Knightley: I cannot believe that you are fool enough to do something like this!
Emma: Oh, no, I’m twice the fool it takes to do something like this.
Knightley: How did you know it was me?
Emma: Your eyes. You’re the only person in the world that can look that annoyed with me.
Emma: Harriet’s got the big puppy love. I mean, who wouldn’t? You’re handsome, and brave, and heroic, emotionally stunted, erratic, prone to turning evil and, lets face it, a eunuch.
Knightley: Hey, how can you… I’m not a eunuch.
Emma: Knightley, it’s just a figure of speech.
Knightley: Find a better one.
Alex: Yes, well, the problem is after a final battle, it’s difficult to get any… well, the Slayer’s not… she’s rather…
Emma:It’s okay to use the D-word, Knightley.
Alex: Dead. And hence not very forthcoming.
Emma:Why didn’t the Watchers keep fuller accounts of it? The journals just stop.
Alex: Well, I suppose if they’re anything like me, they just (makes a face) find the whole subject too-
Emma: Unseemly? (he stares) Damn. Love ya but you Watchers are such prigs sometimes.
Alex: (looks a little hurt) Painful… I was going to say. (they share a moment)
I regret to inform you that with May’s hiatus temporarily trying up ideas and references coinciding with a month-long vacation - and after that, a further period of stifled mashup energy - that it’s time to call temporary hiatus.
I should return around August or September, hopefully with lots of new ideas.
If any of you want to become co-runners of lizziethevampireslayer, feel free to apply or put in a note!